snorlaxatives:

why does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via doubtingsalmon)

mmmmyeeesssss

mmmmyeeesssss

(Source: memewhore, via deathandstuff)

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via bookoisseur)

karutella:

respond to all anon hate by asking if they would like an extra hour in the ball pit

AW, COFFEE, NO.

(Source: worthythor, via ellot)

rose1936:

housewifeswag:

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

oh my fuck. sass king.

As a president I’m pretty split with Obama but as a person I absolutely love him

rose1936:

housewifeswag:

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

oh my fuck. sass king.

As a president I’m pretty split with Obama but as a person I absolutely love him

(via the4freedoms)

I stepped on a piece of one of my son’s toys and actually shrieked, “I wish for Death!” before collapsing. Then I spent a few minutes alternately cooing at and cradling my foot and glaring at my sweet baby calmly playing with an old remote control and babbling to himself nearby.